"Mom fed me cookies until I exploded while we waited for Ben to show his face. And then she fed us dinner until we exploded, and then there was pie, and by the way, your father's been schtupping his secretary and he's headed off to Belize with her, anybody want a second slice? How about some ice cream?"
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Date: 2009-07-31 02:34 am (UTC)