Boxes inside box-shaped packages? What was this world coming to?

And Katchoo would damn well stretch out right next to Francine if she felt like it, thank you, and she did feel like it, so there she was, massive amount of bed acreage be damned. Besides, how better to appreciate the Skittles-ness of the bedspread than to maximize the amount of it you could look at?

Because that was the real reason. Right.

"Should I worry about what's inside?" she asked, peering at the boxes to figure out which one was hers.