"Whoops!" Said while flinging the aforementioned eye-putter-outer onto the nearest bed. "But how cool is that? We're not all alone here; there's somebody we know already!"

In another life, Francine would be exponentially less pleased to know that Casey Bullock lived anywhere near her -- but in this life, Francine hadn't been dumped on her anniversary by Casey's soon-to-be husband, and never would be.

Meeting over whole-grain trail mix in a Bitterwoman line instead of soaking wet in a supermarket while you get told about the upcoming Hawaiian honeymoon makes all the difference.